- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to be fireproof under water

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to take edible shits.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The ability to hear fish.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

Pointless Super Powers