The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!