The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!