The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to shit in your eye

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!