The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to not exist.

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The power to speak in Braille

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!