The power to sharpen a pen

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to live.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to hate nature

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to turn into random objects

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X ray vision on chairs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!