understanding every language only if you get insulted

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!