The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!