The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!