- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

the ability to un-dank any meme

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

the power to like charlie

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

Pointless Super Powers