- Pointless Super Powers

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to die whenever you want.

The power to set money on fire

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

the power to sleep during day

being able to blow up and die

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

Ladder hands.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!