the power to win the crying game

The power to kill yourself.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to have all the powers written in here

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

The power to change your emotions at will.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to be able to never have a power.

the power to turn into amy rose

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to eat nandos

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The ability to visually contract STD's

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to do something while you can play games.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!