the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see through windows

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!