- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power... to read this

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to be normal and average

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Having the power to stand still

the ability to look into your brain

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

Pointless Super Powers