The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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yo mama

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to get married

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!