the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to kill you self.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!