Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to become black!

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!