- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

the power to be forever alone

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to fart out of your hands.

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

Pointless Super Powers