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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.
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The power to snore inhumanly loud
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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.
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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch
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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.
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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.
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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.
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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food
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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you
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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.
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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus
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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.
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The power to communicate with applesauce.
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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name
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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute
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The power to see through glass
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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.
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The power to set money on fire
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The Power of shitting by your mouth
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the power to itch your teeth
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!