The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!