get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to transform into baby food.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!