The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!