The power to have no powers

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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boo

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to count to infinity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!