the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!