The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!