The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to get married

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yo mama

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!