the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!