- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to be HUMAN

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

having the same super powers as batman!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to control dodos

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

Pointless Super Powers