To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!