the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power of immortality while suicidal.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to not have any powers

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the power to count from A to purple

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to talk backwards

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!