- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

the power to instantly die

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to see air

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

Pointless Super Powers