The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to become black!

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!