the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to not have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!