The ability to make water luke warm.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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To shit bricks.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!