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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.
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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator
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The power to invent things that have already been invented.
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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.
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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.
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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident
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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.
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The power to be half invisible
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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.
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To be able to summon old people
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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person
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the power to eat people :D
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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.
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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.
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The ability to visually contract STD's
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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!
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the power tho vomit your poop.
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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt
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The power to throw fireballs only under water
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The power to obtain money, by going to work
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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.
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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...
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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).
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The power to smell poo...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!