The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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I'm a giant di

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to become black!

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!