The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to have a power

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!