- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to smell poo...

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power of self mind control

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power drown in water

The power to have a super power,

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

Pointless Super Powers