the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!