The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to not do it.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!