The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!