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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...
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The power to open any door by using the proper key.
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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.
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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.
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The ability to change races.
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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.
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The power to fart out of your hands.
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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..
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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter
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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...
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The power to take a s*** on people
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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person
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The power to fart in public AT WILL..
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the ability to kill yourself... twice
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the power to shout and make people piss their pants
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.
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The power of immortality while suicidal.
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The power to be 6% fireproof
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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country
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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen
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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock
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The power to have a V8
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!