- Pointless Super Powers

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The Power To Fly Without control

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to be 6% fireproof

to power to do the bird is the word

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to make glass clear

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!