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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE
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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch
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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.
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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired
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The power to look like yourself
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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip
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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life
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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter
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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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The power of even having a pointless superpower.
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The power to be half invisible
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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.
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The power to be 6% fireproof
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to power to do the bird is the word
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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.
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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.
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the power to have the remote come to you.
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the ability to manually control your breathing
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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit
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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open
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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.
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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.
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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!