the power to have the remote come to you.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to create powers

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to jerk off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!