- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to fly when you fart

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

the power to talk to your elbow

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to murder rocks.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

Pointless Super Powers