The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!