The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to become black!

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to be french.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!