The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to have a V8

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!