- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to smell any point in time

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

Super-slowness

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

Nihat Do?an

Pointless Super Powers