the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to become yourself

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!