The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!