The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to predict the present

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The power to give the wrong directions

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!