The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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I'm a giant di

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!