The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!