The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Stop clapping

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to die at will

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!