the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to become yourself

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

the ability to make something that docent exists

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to die at will.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!