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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment
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The power to revive Hitler.
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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.
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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.
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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.
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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.
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The power to become yourself
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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers
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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.
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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something
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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix
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the ability to make something that docent exists
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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things
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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes
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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE
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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot
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the power to like Hilary Clinton
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The power to die at will.
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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom
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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch
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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.
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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph
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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!