The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to breath under lava

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!