The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to get married

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!