The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to eat three times a day.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!