The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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blindness

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!