The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to have no power.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to exhale clouds.

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

the power to get sick

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the power to turn into nothing.

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

the power to fail at life

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!