The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to beathe

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The power to have gravity.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Super-slowness

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Vanilla scented blood

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to see stuff

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!