The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!