The power to speak with death people..

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to do nothing.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to swim on land.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!