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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON
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the power to speak only in binary
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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day
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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.
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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose
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The power to turn into birdseed
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The power to jerk off with no hands.
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the power to finish an all you can eat
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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers
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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.
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Having a 5 second eidetic memory
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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race
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The power to control dodos
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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig
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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.
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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.
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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.
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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.
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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.
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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).
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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...
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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.
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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....
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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!