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Power that makes you perfect in being useless
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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.
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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them
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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.
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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*
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The power to jump faster.
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the power to be invisible when sleep.
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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.
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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)
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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.
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Liam Brudenell
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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol
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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.
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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),
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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.
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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN
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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!
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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,
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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-
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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.
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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response
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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.
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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.
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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!