The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

the power to go on this website

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The power to look like yourself

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to see through a hole

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!