- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be dead

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to poop whenever you want.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to create powers

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!