- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to have gravity.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

being allergic to dairy and soy

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

Pointless Super Powers