The power to buy free things.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to die at will

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The power to start time.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!