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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body
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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.
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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.
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The power to give people std's during intercourse
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The power to only see glass.
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The power of Grayskull.
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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp
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The power to see oxygen.
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The power to die using only your mind.
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the power to refreeze frozen ice
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the power to make pointless superpowers
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The power to smell like body odor at will
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The power to be afraid of horses.
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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.
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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.
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Invisibility, when no one is looking.
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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph
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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.
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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.
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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop
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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly
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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.
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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!
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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!