The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to be super ugly

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!