The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!