The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power drown in water

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!