The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!