The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to change races.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!