The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!