The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to troll.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to dance really well

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The power to live.

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The power to not do it.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!