The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Dejavu

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!