the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!